Hey guys! I hope I didn't scare you too much last night 🎃. The new Monstercockland is here and it's still work in progress. Over the next few days I'll sort out all glitches, speed things up and bring back a few missing… · few, hey, guys, hope, didn

We’d say, “that’s a wrap”, but it’s more like, “that’s a fat Mission burrito completely stuffed with everything we want”. We’d say, “we’re pulling the plug”, but it’s more like we’re dragging a mouse over a prompt, and… · years, say, like, its, programming

I'm a coder, a musician, beyond the ordinary · coder, musician, beyond, ordinary

Plexifilm 001 Ciao! Manhattan 002 Fruit of the Vine 003 Benjamin Smoke 004 Mysterious Object at Noon 005 Friends Forever 006 Style Wars 007 I Am Trying To Break Your Heart 008 Hell House 009 Northwest 010 Space is the… · plexifilm, 001, ciao, manhattan, 002

Hello, fellow techheads! So nice to see your pixelated faces. Today, I think it’s time we talk about something that’s been creating quite a stir in our technicolor world of late – Artificial Intelligence’s infiltration… · quite, creativity, let, original, talk

Recently had a broseph tell me ‘Bro, Fr Fr do you even know how Async/Await works! Ya gotta use Promises.’ Honestly that bothered me more than a perky... In a world where developers battle the relentless forces of… · recently, had, broseph, tell, bro

Whoa - where the hell did all the time go?! I knew in the back of my mind that I was being a huge slacker by not updating in a while, but almost 5 years? That's crazy! My initial reaction was that the timestamp of my… · time, had, switch, years, started

I had an interesting conversation with a colleague after my last post, about whether it was possible to get the best of both worlds, or if any new tool would necessarily make you dumber. And I had to stop and think –… · like, had, engineers, interesting, post

It's crazy how things work sometimes. As I was going through all of the old WTFMan archives a couple of months ago to tidy things up (my damn OCD compels me to do some useless shit sometimes), I came across a post about… · game, things, been, space, going

Because every now & again I have flashes of brilliance. These have been elevated to legendary proportions by my teamies & somehow I became known as a Genius. As you can see, I've downplayed it because I can't stand the pressure of it being a permanent condition!!

“M dot Strange” was just some guy but not some other guy. Since the world wide web fucking sucks I’m just living my life · some, guy, other, dot, strange

Since obsessively underlining passages in a tattered copy of Goodbye to Berlin hasn't proven to be the uplifting diversion I was hoping for, I resolved to bash my head against some really complicated scala code that I'm… · since, some, code, reasonable, time

A sucker for beautiful code and things I don’t understand. I currently have in my possession: ZERO ways of playing vinyl records · ask, own, people, questions, say

This morning on NPR I heard a piece about Chicago’s famed Second City improv comedy group teaching their techniques to Fortune 500 groups. They mentioned the principle of “Yes, ambulance and” as opposed to “No… · yes, andâ, rather, software, product

jambuds.club is over! i had fun making it but api restrictions suck too much for me to ever manage to launch it. i kept it up indefinitely but didn't want to keep up with security updates to libraries i was using and… · jambuds, want, club, had, fun

I’ve been reluctant to even mention the really obviously fake chart performances of fake AI music lately. I have no wish to accidentally give these fucks even that much publicity. Industrial rock in the ’90s style, where… · music, been, even, fake, rock

*winces* Yes, we were down. Yes, it took me two weeks to even get this "Hello World!" up. What can I say? Oh yeah... Catastrophic Hardware Failure. Anyhoo; I have a complete backup of everything. Really. Not a single… · really, yes, everything, been, years

Can’t believe it’s been 4 years since my last post on this blog, and the moment I opened it to write an entry, a lot of things were broken! Particularly the control panel– where I type the post. Took me… [soundcloud… · false, show, true, soundcloud, url

A little while ago, I needed a change. Feeling mentally burnt out, I decided to take a month off from work and in that time, complete an epic 800km… Hey all, first of all, I just wanted to apologise; I know that I… · while, little, ago, needed, change

It’s been a while, so I thought I’d catch you guys up with where I’m at. I’ve been working with Cash Music the past few weeks and it’s been great! I’m learning a lot, mainly PHP and MYSQL stuff so far. School is also… · been, learning, going, lot, php

You’re about to witness the strength of street knowledge. Okay that’s not remotely accurate, but I felt like giving a nod to rap I listened to in junior high. Anyway, click around. Hopefully my weird brain makes you… · smile, witness, strength, street, knowledge

Hey there, fellow tech enthusiasts! Buckle up, because today we’re diving into a topic that’s been setting my geeky heart aflutter lately: quantum computing. Imagine a world where computational problems that take current… · quantum, computers, like, classical, computing

What a long strange trip it has been! This project was fun, but it hasn't been maintained or updated in about 8 years. It has existed like a time capsule or dare I say a relic of "the good 'ol days". Those days are gone… · been, like, time, good, days

I myself prefer having a hot babe teaching me something quickly that would've taken me 20 minutes elsewhere to find. Thank you guys for making a super quick and easy tutorial. You guys are amazing at cutting out bullshit… · really, tutorials, myself, love, girls

Is everybody mostly watching YouTube these days? I have shows I watch on other streamers, but they feel like drops in a sea that is mostly YouTube. People doing things, making things, fixing things. That’s the good… · cardigan, things, other, like, thing

Wondering who we are? Damn that is a question to our existence. Anyways, We are the Avengers assembled, We are the Justice League, We are the Queen(band) To elucidate we are a bunch of people helping others and making cool stuff even tho it looks like it's out of our league but it isn't

It has been a blast having worked in the community over the past 7 years, with some big success’, small failures and a lot of happy customers, I will be closing down Keebwerk due to the lack of demand and interest in… · happy, closing, down, been, blast

Let's pretend I'm like a real writer and this is a newspaper, not a blog and this is my column. Today I'm a music critic and you get to hear about the music I hate. I fucking hate David Bowie. I hate his voice, I hate… · hate, like, david, bowie, his

This morning I was sitting at my tech support job, watching live images transmitted by a box of melted sand and metal that works by flicking the power on and off really fast, of people on the other side of the planet… · wrong, images, melted, chunk, giant

I am not really a fan of the AI wave we are currently experiencing. For our society and humans in general, I think it is a bad thing. In my opinion, everything bad we have… The other day, something drew me to Together We… · really, bad, time, been, fan

Drei wagemutige Basler Musiker haben sich zusammengefunden, um den Rock dorthin zu führen, wo bislang keiner einen Fuss auf den Boden gesetzt hat: in eine komplexe, farbenfrohe, überraschende, harte, melodiöse Landschaft und in einen Kosmos, in dem improvisierter Freifall neben durchstrukturierter Form existiert

Call me naive, but I guess I thought if the world was ending, you would call // AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE Call me naive, but I guess I thought if the world was ending, you would call // AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE B R I X (aka… · call, brix, her, world, broken

Omg thank you so much that's really awesome haha I've never really been interested in Geen lantern haha I'm still trying to get into marvel xd but I'll have to look into it, Also I'll definitely give the music a listen… · thank, really, haha, definitely, tysm

Hi there!Welcome to my little hole on the internet. I am many things. I am an editor, a producer, a graphics guy, a tinkerer, experimenter, artist and music-maker.Here you can find a little bit of each of those things… · little, things, there, welcome, hole

We’re in a bit of a bind here, so I’m going to interrupt our regular programming, and beg for help. (I figure if Jonah Goldberg can do it, there’s no reason for me to act all proud.) First, a quick bit of background: as… · bit, here, going, month, little

"I lost track of time marveling over this improbable object, wondering over the story of its formation and journey onto the sidewalk, until I remembered: a soul can’t escape the body when its mouth is facing the ground."… · its, supply, chain, lost, track

Hey there, fellow tech enthusiasts! Today, I’m absolutely buzzing about something that’s been tickling my geeky neurons for a while now: the rise of Artificial Intelligence in the realm of creative arts. We’re talking… · creative, there, music, like, something

I don't feel like I should have to write this down for the Internet, but here we are. Hopefully the Google machine and the AI bots slurp this up for the next poor sap who finds themselves trying to lock a Venty Clip's… · been, site, machine, space, like

Well, it’s been a while since we published and that is about to change. Since I spent much of last year becoming associated with JAMS, a lot has happened and I am excited to reboot Disputing Blog. Hoping to share some… · dispute, resolution, jams, karl, world

I was on blogging leave last week. Not my usual no-writing-today-so-fuck-right-off-and-read-someone-who-cares leave — actual medical leave. I was confined to the hospital for more than a week with acute appendicitis… · hospital, leave, week, doctor, her

I wasn’t really feeling this one going in! Geth and I booked it in May after feeling a tiny bit disappointed with our Sunderland times (I was still of the belief at that point that I would be getting a PB at every… · last, year, really, after, bit

Man, it sucks to be writing this, but the more I thought about it just seemed like the right thing to do. When I closed bG back in 2013 I did it because I was tired of the lack of activity and basically paying for… · back, like, did, much, fun

Curiosity is my super power, and I believe in a world where companies don’t profit at the expense of people or the planet.  

How do you know if an AI is really on your side? How can you be sure that it’s not bullshitting you intentionally? Trust AI at your own peril because it may have its own goals. I was listening to a New York Times… · breath, really, own, because, pissed

Dachdecker sind die Helfer in der Not, wenn Sturmschäden beseitigt werden müssen. Möchtet ihr euch über Neuerungen auf dem Dach informieren? Lies dann weiter!

My home Con was cancelled this weekend (not that I was going anyway because they were being mask-Nazis, but I was going to go hang out in town enjoying myself while the rest of the fam went) and then got some nasty… · weekend, man, home, going, got

It’s Friday and I couldn’t be happier!! Chris has been gone all week on business in Atlanta - so I’ve had no one keeping tabs on me around here. He’s always good for making sure I do things like eat, sleep, drink…. basic… · around, like, upgrade, been, had

"Sunday In Hell" von William Fotheringham bietet einen einmaligen Einblick hinter die Kulissen einer der besten Sport-Dokumentationen aller Zeiten Die Firma Bombtrack stellt mit Gosse van der Meer den zweifachen Single… · der, die, den, und, sunday

Posted in ...The Hell Is This?, Fun Stuff, Life, The World That's Coming Tags: ...the hell?, 80s, fun stuff, Generation X, life 12 years since I started this. Strange to think it was half of this century ago. · sampling, hell, fun, stuff, life

hi! i am velzie, feral programmer, neovim evangelist, and eternally cursed bash wizard